So my buddy is paying me 5 bucks to give Naked Snake from MGS3 Anime Eyes and blush.

so, if any of you guys want something similar, send a PM i guess?

christ.

This is Craig. A (loose) visual representation of me.

Bio

Native to South-eastern Pennslyvania, Craig fled to Nevada for un-known reasons.

He is probably a teenager or early 20 something.

Dude's pretty chill, unless you cross him in some way, then he goes berserk.

Usually stoned.

Owns like, 2 guns.

Has collection of approximately 39 different knives, swords, and machetes, no repeating designs.

Most likely to sit and watch the battle unfold with a bag of Detos, then sneak up behind the victor and slit his throat.

TO DO LIST:

1. Find him a suitable pistol/shotgun.

2̶.̶ ̶R̶e̶p̶l̶a̶c̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶c̶i̶g̶g̶y̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶a̶ ̶j̶o̶i̶n̶t̶.̶

3. Get the bastard some flannels.

4. Find out how to make the Direwolf of House Stark on his shirt.

5. Make some button pins for that beanie.

UPDATE :

Dankness Achieved my dudes

The haircut is kinda outdated for me now, but fuck it, I'm not redoing all that

I actually have a beanie like that, only it's more faded.

It looks grey sometimes, other times it's a dark green.

It's probably older than I am.

Yes these are real chips.

Sorry in advance about using NG to vent, just so much easier than talking to me buddies, considering they all live across town and never check their phones.

so, 2 days ago, the girl I like asked me to go to Dorney, I said sure, because I really need to just get out more.

Yesterday, we went to Dorney Park, from about 1:30 to 11:45. Somehow she managed to convince me to go onto Steel Force, and I (used to, i guess) hate roller coasters.

Afterwards I couldn't help but either lock arms, hug her, or hold her hand, them G forces got my physically shaking, like a solid shake in my right hand.

on the bright side i guess we're a tad closer? I'm just glad Devon weren't there, else he'd be shouting "FUEL MY SHIP" over an' over. He ships us, kindof annoying but whatever.

Afterward we went off to Red Robin, et dinner, and she dropped me off at my place.

Neither of us really consider it to have been a date I think, but my buddies all think it were.

Also, gonna be growing my good ol' Scottish-lookin sideburns out, winter's a-coming.

I ain't diviuging too much info here, but chirst did I need to unwind.

long story short, my crush knows that i have a crush on her, but she doesn't know that I know.

she also broke up with her old boyfriend on the same day my regular flannel became my lucky flannel.

however, she doesn't know that i know about these things. So i have to play it cool.

however, i am not too good at playing cool seeing as she managed to figure out that i even have a crush on her. She may have found out either from me being incredibly fucking obvious, or looking at my buddy Matt's phone over his shoulder.

If it's the latter he is owed a gut punch.

if it's the former then i will have to not be insanely awkward when and if she tells me.

on top of this, my other best bud Tim, gave me some advice : ask her to homecoming at some point.

I've never been to a dance, so how the bollocks would I do that.

We got's gaiters and more Garrison caps.

I also finished some more Parsons jackets, but didn't use it for this preview

So the other day, i had a dream.

it was really fucking wierd.

Background info in advance, I don't have never, and will never drink alcohol aside from special occasions.

So, I went to the mall and bought some shit.

among this shit is some whiskey and some odd Polish drink, maybe vodka?

so i take the liquor, and go to my bathroom, the wall is 100% hardwood instead of drywall but i don't notice it.

so i take a huge swig of Whiskey, and then a huge swig of the Polish Vodka, at this point i'm properly sloshed.

I leave the bathroom, and my sister's room is right there, so i look in

instead of having a normal cieling she has that attic sorta cieling, but she has outdoor siding on it.

and there is this wierd black rain all over the place.

now, i'm drunk right, so i start rubbing my eyes and acting tired, i walk up to my room, and open the door.

then i woke up.

what the FUCK does this mean.

This will NOT be done in time for Madness Day, sorry.

Late war, dark shade HBT trousers, rough out lowboots, and a sawed off m37.

what more can a grunt ask for?

trips, CHECK 'EM 

I'll get back to 4chan then....

Got some new teaser shit for ya'.

Also, I pulled my right bicep. I have a mile run first thing in the morning tomorrow at gym.

fucking K I L L  M E

So yeah, how's things been goin' for you guys then?

Had to frankenstein a new aerial on it, missing 1 washer, it's loose as hell, but at least i can pick up 95.1 WZZO.

I should also add that it was sitting in our barn at our old house for years, and then in our shed for at least 4 more years, so i'm ammazed it works.

shit's loud af.

the commercials are annoying though, why are they louder than the music, and why are they 5 minutes long, when each song is roughly 3 to 6?

I need to get some cassettes. it has 2 tape decks, one for reccording from the radio, and one for just playing tapes.

...

it's on a school trip next summer(?).

I won't go if my one friend can't. terrified of planes, and she is the only one i know in Japanese class.

I need to get $3,500.

Should I open up a patreon? I don't make any content that is worth a patreon. And I can't use a gofundme for a school trip to japan.

I can't get a job, I'm in school right now, no time.