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2017-10-22 21:49:17 by Magnum47

I have to take some time away from here. I'm feeling a little depressed, and need to cool off.

the only thing keeping from offing myself is the fact that I don't know what comes after.

So long, my dudes. Till next time.


2017-10-16 16:03:35 by Magnum47

turns out, I am deep in the

Foxtrtot      Zulu
Romeo      Oscar
India          November
Echo          Echo

For the second time.

That's like attempting to escape North Korea, only to run into the DMZ.

My wifi...

2017-10-15 21:33:06 by Magnum47

Every time I close down my laptop, go downstairs, and watch Hulu or netflix, i come back upstairs after a while because my family is insane. So i leave Netflix running, and because of this, when I start up my laptop, I get booted to a "Limited" state. which is a s good as offline.

And troubleshooting doesnt do jack shit, nor does disconecting and reconnecting, and reastarting takes too fucking long.


so now i had to resort to a mobile hotspot, which will be eating up all my data for this month within like 10 minutes.

fuck everything.

I'm so screwed....

2017-10-13 22:00:44 by Magnum47

Sorry for the clickbaity title but whatever.

ok, so either I'm hella slow, and I've been put deep into the Friendzone,

or I'm hella slow, and I have a girlfriend and didn't even know it.

The thought of either one terrifies me.

Scenario 1. Nobody escapes the friendzone, you have to be broken out BY the girl herself,

Scenario 2. I've honestly never really had a girlfriend before, so If I do now, well then what?

Any of you dudes have advice, throw it out here.

The weirdest commissions....

2017-10-07 16:56:27 by Magnum47

So my buddy is paying me 5 bucks to give Naked Snake from MGS3 Anime Eyes and blush.

so, if any of you guys want something similar, send a PM i guess?



New, and final OC : Craig.

2017-10-06 23:26:29 by Magnum47

This is Craig. A (loose) visual representation of me.


Native to South-eastern Pennslyvania, Craig fled to Nevada for un-known reasons.

He is probably a teenager or early 20 something.

Dude's pretty chill, unless you cross him in some way, then he goes berserk.

Usually stoned.

Owns like, 2 guns.

Has collection of approximately 39 different knives, swords, and machetes, no repeating designs.

Most likely to sit and watch the battle unfold with a bag of Detos, then sneak up behind the victor and slit his throat.



1. Find him a suitable pistol/shotgun.

2̶.̶ ̶R̶e̶p̶l̶a̶c̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶c̶i̶g̶g̶y̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶a̶ ̶j̶o̶i̶n̶t̶.̶

3. Get the bastard some flannels.

4. Find out how to make the Direwolf of House Stark on his shirt.

5. Make some button pins for that beanie.


Dankness Achieved my dudes


The haircut is kinda outdated for me now, but fuck it, I'm not redoing all that

I actually have a beanie like that, only it's more faded.

It looks grey sometimes, other times it's a dark green.

It's probably older than I am.


Yes these are real chips.

Sorry in advance about using NG to vent, just so much easier than talking to me buddies, considering they all live across town and never check their phones.

so, 2 days ago, the girl I like asked me to go to Dorney, I said sure, because I really need to just get out more.

Yesterday, we went to Dorney Park, from about 1:30 to 11:45. Somehow she managed to convince me to go onto Steel Force, and I (used to, i guess) hate roller coasters.

Afterwards I couldn't help but either lock arms, hug her, or hold her hand, them G forces got my physically shaking, like a solid shake in my right hand.

on the bright side i guess we're a tad closer? I'm just glad Devon weren't there, else he'd be shouting "FUEL MY SHIP" over an' over. He ships us, kindof annoying but whatever.

Afterward we went off to Red Robin, et dinner, and she dropped me off at my place.

Neither of us really consider it to have been a date I think, but my buddies all think it were.

Also, gonna be growing my good ol' Scottish-lookin sideburns out, winter's a-coming.

HUGE load off my mind.

2017-09-26 22:14:38 by Magnum47

I ain't diviuging too much info here, but chirst did I need to unwind.

long story short, my crush knows that i have a crush on her, but she doesn't know that I know.

she also broke up with her old boyfriend on the same day my regular flannel became my lucky flannel.

however, she doesn't know that i know about these things. So i have to play it cool.

however, i am not too good at playing cool seeing as she managed to figure out that i even have a crush on her. She may have found out either from me being incredibly fucking obvious, or looking at my buddy Matt's phone over his shoulder.

If it's the latter he is owed a gut punch.

if it's the former then i will have to not be insanely awkward when and if she tells me.

on top of this, my other best bud Tim, gave me some advice : ask her to homecoming at some point.

I've never been to a dance, so how the bollocks would I do that.

Smol update for Madness Day.

2017-09-22 17:25:09 by Magnum47

We got's gaiters and more Garrison caps.

I also finished some more Parsons jackets, but didn't use it for this preview


Can anybody help me figure this shit out?

2017-09-18 19:24:47 by Magnum47

So the other day, i had a dream.

it was really fucking wierd.

Background info in advance, I don't have never, and will never drink alcohol aside from special occasions.

So, I went to the mall and bought some shit.

among this shit is some whiskey and some odd Polish drink, maybe vodka?

so i take the liquor, and go to my bathroom, the wall is 100% hardwood instead of drywall but i don't notice it.

so i take a huge swig of Whiskey, and then a huge swig of the Polish Vodka, at this point i'm properly sloshed.

I leave the bathroom, and my sister's room is right there, so i look in

instead of having a normal cieling she has that attic sorta cieling, but she has outdoor siding on it.

and there is this wierd black rain all over the place.

now, i'm drunk right, so i start rubbing my eyes and acting tired, i walk up to my room, and open the door.

then i woke up.

what the FUCK does this mean.